yes! I know i dont agree with most things in the world but the ability to become a person that can married ppl for only 5 dollars man all i can say is I love AMERICA! only for the next 4 hours. hahaha its real i can now take advanage of you alterboys free of charge and not go to jail. LOL i know a horible thing but funny to me.

worst pie in london

Mrs. Lovett:
A customer!
Wait! What's yer rush? What's yer hurry?
You gave me such a--
Fright. I thought you was a ghost.

Half a minute, can'tcher?
Sit! Sit ye down!
Sit!
All I meant is that I
Haven't seen a customer for weeks.
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague--
Ugh!
What is that?
But you'd think we had the plague--
From the way that people--
keep avoiding--
No you don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale--
Right you are, sir. would you like a drop of ale?

Mind you, I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London,
I know why nobody cares to take them--
I should know,
I make them.
But good? No,
The worst pies in London--
Even that's polite.
The worst pies in London--
If you doubt it take a bite.

Todd:
Ugh!

Mrs. Lovett:
Is that just, disgusting?
You have to concede it.
It's nothing but crusting--
Here drink this, you'll need it--
The worst pies in London--

And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
when you get it.
Never thought I'd live to see the day men'd think it was a treat
Finding poor
Animals
Wot are dying in the street.

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop,
Does a business, but I notice something weird--
Lately, all her neighbors' cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her--
Wot I calls
Enterprise,
Popping pussies into pies.
Wouldn't do in my shop--
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick.
And I'm telling you them pussy cats is quick.

No denying times is hard, sir--
Even harder than
The worst pies in London.
Only lard and nothing more--
Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty,
It looks like it's molting,
And tastes like--
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wind
And the worst pies in London!

Ah sir,
Times is hard. Times is hard.

Todd:
Isn't that a room up there over the shop? If times are
so hard, why don't you rent it out? That should bring
in something.


Mrs. Lovett:
Up there? Oh, no one will go near it. People think
it's haunted. You see, years ago, something happened
up there. Something not very nice.

my friends

Mrs. Lovett (spoken)

My! Them handles is chased silver, ain't they?

Sweeney Todd (spoken)

Silver, yes.
(sung)
These are my friends.
See how they glisten.
See this one shine...
How he smiles in the light.
My friend.
My faithful friend...
Speak to me friend.
Whisper...
I'll listen.
I know, I know you've been locked
out of sight
all these years, like me
My friend...
well I've come home to find you waiting.
Home, and we're together!
And we'll do wonders.
Won't we?
You there, my friend?

Mrs. Lovett

I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd
If you only knew, Mr. Todd
Ooh, Mr. Todd
You're warm in my hand.
You've come home!
Always had a fondness for you, I did.


Sweeney Todd (simultaneously)

Come let me hold you.
Now, with a sigh, you grow warm in my hand.
My friend!
My clever friend...

Mrs. Lovett

Never you fear, Mr. Todd
You can move in here, Mr. Todd
Mr. Todd, splendors.
You never have dreamed
all your days
will be yours!
I'm your friend
and you're mine!
Don't they shine beautiful?
Silver's good enough for me, Mr. T.

Sweeney Todd (simultaneously)

Rest now, my friends.
Soon, I'll unfold you.
Soon you'll know splendors
You never have dreamed
all you days,
my lucky friends
'Til now your shine was merely silver.
Friends, you shall drip rubies, you'll soon drip precious rubies...
(spoken)
AT LAST! MY RIGHT ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!

have a little priest

MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT:
It's an idea...

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD:
How choice!

How
Rare!

TODD:
For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD:
If it's for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire, on the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!

TODD:
The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!

LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It's a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
Next week, so I'm told!
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow well it's been greased...
Stick to priest!

(spoken) Now then, this might be a little bit stringy,
but then of course it's... fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It's piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!

TODD:
The history of the world, my sweet --
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!

LOVETT: (spoken)
Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra.

TODD: What is that?
LOVETT:
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT:
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
TODD:
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT:
Then actor,
That's compacter!
TODD:
Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don't have judge yet,
but we've got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What's that?
LOVETT: Executioner!

TODD:
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD:
We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love!
TODD:
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!

and



By the Sea

MRS. LOVETT:

(she kisses Todd)
Ooh, Mr. Todd! (kiss)
I'm so happy! (kiss)
I could (kiss)
Eat you up, I really could!
You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd? (kiss)
What I dream (kiss)
If the business stays as good?
Where I'd really like to go,
In a year or so?
Don't you want to know?

TODD: (spoken) Yes, yes, of course.

LOVETT: Do you really want to know?

TODD: (spoken) Yes, I do, I do.

LOVETT: (spoken) I've always had this dream...
Ever since I was a skinny little slip of a thing and my rich Aunt
Nettie used to take me down to the seaside August Bank Holiday...
The pier... Makin' little castles in the sand...
Ooh, I can still feel me toes wigglin' around in the briney!

By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet,
By the sea, Mr. Todd, ooh, I know you'd love it!
You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone
In a house wot we'd almost own,
Down by the sea!
Wouldn't that be smashing?

TODD: Anything you say...

LOVETT:
With the sea at our gate, we'll have kippered herring
Wot have swum to us straight from the Straits of Bering!
Ev'ry night, in the kip, when we're through our kippers,
I'll be there slippin' off your slippers!
By the sea,
With the fishies splashing!
By the sea!
Wouldn't that be smashing?

TODD: Anything you say, anything you say...

LOVETT:
I can hear us wakin,'
The breakers breakin,'
The seagulls squawkin,'
'Hoo, hoo!'
I do me bakin,'
Then I go walkin'
With you-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
I'll warm me bones on the esplanade,
Have tea and scones with me gay young blade,
Then I'll knit a sweater
While you write a letter
Unless we've got better to do-hoo!

TODD: Anything you say...

LOVETT:
Think how snug it'll be underneath our flannel
When it's just you and me and the English Channel!
In our cozy retreat kept all neat and tidy,
We'll have chums over ev'ry Friday!
By the sea!
Don'tcha love the weather?
By the sea!
We'll grow old together!
By the seaside,
Hoo, hoo!
By the beautiful sea!

(spoken)
Oh, I can see us now, in our bathing dresses!
You in a nice, rich navy, and me... stripes, perhaps.

It'll be so quiet,
That who'll come by it,
Except a seagull
Hoo, hoo!
We shouldn't try it,
Though, 'til it's legal for two-hoo!
But a seaside wedding could be devised,
Me rumpled bedding legitimized!
Me eyelids'll flutter,
I'll turn into butter,
The moment I mutter I do-hoo!

By the sea, in our nest, we could share our kippers
With the odd payin' guest from the weekend trippers,
Have a nice sunny suite for the guest to rest in,
Now and then, you could do the guest in!
By the sea,
Married nice and proper!
By the sea,
Bring along your chopper!
To the seaside,
Hoo, hoo!
By the beautiful sea!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Alaze needs to be in Special Ed because his behavior is just too inappropriate for the rest of the class

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Blaze looks like a touch screen bar of soap

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Blaze says he's ready.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Blaze wants to be a man of his Sinagua tribe. He dreams of being a great hunter and warrior

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: blaze does $40000 damage to Edgecliff home. LOL SCORE!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Blaze really, really hates the Akai MPC5000

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: blaze asks. Can you guys and girls give me some things that I can talk to the girl I like about. I usually run out of things to talk about

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: blaze goes off

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: - BLAZE likes little BOYS's (I do NOt T_T)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Blaze eats up Malibu Presbyterian Church.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Blaze wears a cape

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Blaze Pitcher Arrested On Rape Charge
Bail Set For $150,000 LOL EWW!

Overlord:

Eating Souls....

blah blah....

torture peons....

blah blah....

clean pink man thong....

Blah blah....

Raise the dead....

Blah blah....

beat my minions.....

you know Blaze my normal stuff....


Blaze: cool sound like a full....-thinks- O_o.....Dood!! did you say pink man thong.

OVerlord:.....<_<....>_>..... _maybe

As per my norm I am always thinking about that word...next to killing death and a lot of my others...for ppl who know me they don’t associate that word with me at all..I am a mean semi-antisocial being that loathes the site of many ppl...many many ppl all -insert evil smile here- ....yeah LOL. But still I am able to love human’s right? I think I am but the thing is I have been ready to get marry for...like Ever...since I was like 14 or 15 idk why but I see its time I have always felt he onlt one I can be my self and show my tre side to is the one woman I am to spend my life with....LOL but since then I have learned I am atracted to the wrong type of em' the strange crazys ons that have the same intrestes as me...<_< but the thing about that they are like me and have some of the same guy tendonsys I don't have. They have commitment issues, (I talking about being in a relationship not married yet.) they seem to not be able to open up to me at time because they share insecurities and a long list of shit in general.

my late Girlfriend (btw I only call someone a girlfriend if I don’t plan on marriage. or know it will not last longer than 4 months.) was an Emo...and Emos and Goths don’t mix I thought it was a joke it could not be that bad I know how emos are and I can tolerate them...<_< sometimes......... but this was different. she was a good girl friend until she started to get Emo on me with crap like snapping on me for being myself.... ppl dying in moves or being tortured in movies are funny I can’t elp it it just happens to be that way or me being able to classify music better than her when it her music, or even mine when I listened to my Goth music at her house I and she would ask

Her: what are you listening to?

ME: my Goth music... it was Voltaire whitch can be counted as Goth and rock and a few others but it was almost human on my old ipod and she snapped in a none playing way.

Why does it have to be Goth why can’t it be just rock!

Me in my not caring tone at this point: because it is just like yours is emo.

And then her famous line before she went emo and stopped talking to Me.: it’s not emo you don’t know my band.....

ME_o?
Are you....your stupid it’s The Used tis emo and my luck te song was the bird and the worm

....and that pissed me off and I broke it off it was a bad idea in the first place...she was not my normal type I lowered my normal for her. She was weak willed and cried....not not cried but yelled about anything that did not catch her fancy...

after that it was one others they were nothing wrong with the relationships they were at my level of understanding on life and everything was smooth I even was able to teach her how to fight with a knife she was a girl I considers as wife material. She got the title mate. And I enjoyed my time with my princess. Until she moved...<_< and I knew how she was our sexy derived were high but we were going to save our self till our one year anniversary for each other....... I know she would not be able to hold out for a time that could be more then 5 years to we decided to keep in touch and break it off... before that I thought I was so in love with this nice little psycho... she was almost perfect expect I could read her mind..... and I was into her as I have only been once...many years ago...so yeah I found out she was into me the same way but she had wondering eyes and a attention whore complex to big she need not a prince but a douchebag! as a boyfriend that makes her angry and she left me for said guy...who from what she says is great in the sac...but I really don’t care, I think she did it or tell everyone to make them jealous but we don’t care enough. It nice to hear once or twice but every freaking time she finds a reason to tell us is too much cher. So it left me hurt and scared.....but hey in the name of science of understanding love better it was a good experience... NOT!

Before that it was a chaton (kitten) names Bobbi she was nice too nice...she only seemed to want to be in a relationship and to have someone not for the really long term thing she did not want to be lonely type o' thing..... before that was a girl who I think nothing good of... she was afraid of me after I opened up to her I despise the weakness she shows but she has a thing for me so to my knowledge my one of my others has fun talking to her still...IDk who but hey I know someone is cuz I get the text still.....<_< yeah....




......<_< okay um yeah cant delete al this but I'll put some input in this in the general idea of it all this is our understanding that we are going to find someone but we don’t know who yet, we fear not knowing for some reason but will not rush thing just for the sake of being in a relationship we only want to fine our soul-mate and our wife, she will make us feel at ease with her, able to talk to her and understand our needs and for her to be able to talk to use without fear in her heart...we don’t want a weak willed woman we want a woman of character and someone to be more at ease with herself knowing she was born the way she was and she should enjoy it as we enjoy it not we really used to hate life but it not religion that makes us see things better it the lack of using it as a crutch and moving on from all the BS and seeing life is that meant to live nothing more or some deep seeded mystery we are born lucky our planet bore us and we should give back to our true mother not a god but a planet that lives as we do. Our mother earth... but yeah um we going now...well I am going I have work and I don’t know whys been gooing on again...I think...yeah anywho...IM gone! Nite.


Again love sucks looking for wife we have a person in mind but lol we know she's got other life plans...............................................................................strange one O_o